Saturday, June 25, 2011

Green Lantern

When an ancient evil awakens and kills our local intergalactical protector, Hal Jordan is chosen to replace him as the new Green Lantern and must stop this evil before it destroys our world.

THIS MOVIE GIVES ALL OTHER COMIC BOOK MOVIES A BAD NAME!

Having never read any Green Lantern comics, or seen him in any other media before, I have no idea if it’s true to the comics. Either way, it sucks.

OK, so there are 3600 odd Green Lanterns, who each protect 1/3600 of the universe. Each has a magic ring which allows him to create anything he can imagine. The ring is charged by a lantern, which in turn is charged by the central core, which is charged by the will power of everyone in the universe.

That’s stupid.

Yes, lots of comic book characters have stupid origins, most to do with the magical properties of “radiation,” but still, he gets his abilities from will power? Really?

It gets worse.

The big bad is charged by fear. However, fear turns out to be a less stable form of energy, which is why he goes insane and decides to destroy the universe.

I could go on to describe the long list of plot holes in the film, but when the basic concept is so stupid do I need to say more?

That said, I did like the remake of Superman’s balcony scene.

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